Friday, August 15, 2008

Operation New Latrine






Progress continues. We are edging toward the finish line. Thank god, cuz look at our current facilties. Yes, the blue tape was removed, but what kind of a low-rent bum would actually enjoy making mud on that throne?!




That which does not destroy me only makes me appreciate a pristine porcelain crapper that much more! Oh sweet American Standard! Sloan, Sloan, wherefore art thou? Toto, why hast thou forsaken me? Crane, come to daddy! Poor Treavor is clearly running out of patience...

Interesting plumbing info of note: did you know that Toto makes a toilet called the Guinevere? What does that say about Arthur, or Lancelot for that matter? The best named sewage facilitator the Japanese comode concern produces is called the "Neorest". "Neorest".

Let it sink in. Calming, isn't it?

Surely a place the Dalai Lama himself could visit to see a man about a mule.


















Anyway, enjoy the progress pictures and thanks for your prayers, tea and sympathy.






For more weird outhouse info see:

http://www.terrylove.com/crtoilet.htm

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